A new story currently being written in the Hunter Planet universe is unfolding at Royal Road – Hunter Planet Pretender.

“He went to Dirt a pretender. He came back something else entirely.”

Andy Septik has opinions about hunting.

Strong ones. Loud ones. The kind you share enthusiastically with your coworkers when you’ve never once held a weapon, slept rough, or been in any danger more serious than a long queue at the Galaxy Express Tunnel.

So when his employer rewards five years of perfect attendance with a fully-paid ticket to hunt on Dirt – a primitive little planet the locals inexplicably call “Earth” – Andy does what any self-proclaimed expert would do.

He goes.

It does not go well.

Now he’s back home, a year late, considerably more splotchy than he left, and sitting across from a Federation Internal Affairs agent and a talking London pigeon who want to know exactly what happened down there.

The problem is, Andy isn’t sure anyone will believe him.

Hunter Planet Pretender is a comedic sci-fi adventure told from the wrong end of the food chain — where the “hunter” is hopelessly out of his depth, Earth is far stranger and more dangerous than the brochure suggested, and one ordinary alien’s bad life choices somehow become the Federation’s problem.

****

Join us on Kickstarter to play in the world of Hunter Planet. We’re half way there!